I’m sensing a pattern here. I don’t even know who this arm belongs to. Notice the tattoo? Is Angelina Jolie missing an arm? Was she involved in some sort of freak accident while simultaneously nursing the twins, carrying Shiloh and Zahara on her hips, and roller blading with Pax and Maddox? Was she swinging from a vine in Cambodia trying to save orphans with one arm and trying to save Brad from the evil clutches of Clooney with the other? Could it be some stunt gone wrong on the set of one of her crappy awesome movies? Or did Jennifer Aniston finally get revenge?
Any of these scenarios is possible but how did the severed arm end up on my breakfast bar?
So many questions. But I need answers!!!!
80's movie reviews with a twist 
