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Boxing Jane Doe

I’m sensing a pattern here.  I don’t even know who this arm belongs to.  Notice the tattoo? Is Angelina Jolie missing an arm?  Was she involved in some sort of freak accident while simultaneously nursing the twins, carrying Shiloh and Zahara on her hips, and roller blading with Pax and Maddox?  Was she swinging from a vine in Cambodia trying to save orphans with one arm and trying to save Brad from the evil clutches of  Clooney with the other?  Could it be some stunt gone wrong on the set of one of her crappy awesome movies?  Or did Jennifer Aniston finally get revenge?  

Any of these scenarios is possible but how did the severed arm end up on my breakfast bar?

So many questions.  But I need answers!!!!


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Boxing Barbie

Does anyone remember this movie called “Boxing Helena” with Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) and that strange actor who looks like Sting?  He is surgeon and obsessed with her so he does what any smitten guy would do-he cuts off her arms and legs.  At first, she is really mean to him (go figure) but then she kind of falls in love with him.  Anyone???  Maybe I’m the only who saw it. 

Don’t worry I’m not going to review it.  Sadly, it was made in the 90’s so it just wouldn’t fit in here.  But that movie got me to thinking about Sherilyn Fenn in another movie that was made in the 80’s, “Two Moon Junction“.  If you’ve seen it, you would remember.  Very steamy.  Maybe to hot for the this old 80’smoviemama.  

But that’s not what I want to talk about either.  I wanted to share the gruesome discovery I made while cleaning my daughters bathroom today.  If you’re at all squeamish you might not want to look.  Go ahead.  It’ll be okay.  I promise.

Should I be worried?  Keep in mind she’s four.  Maybe she’ll be a surgeon?  Or a pyschopath?  It could go either way at this point.  I’ll let you know.


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See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen

I am sooo excited about this movie.  I know it’s not the 80’s but the stage production was awesome and the music is from the 70’s.  And it’s ABBA so how can it be bad?  And it’s Meryl Mia!

Hey I bet Sophie was born in the 80’s.

I can’t wait to see it.

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I’m a fraud. A fake. A phony.

In my last post I made all these heartfelt confessions about why I always wanted to be Catholic.  It was all a lie.   A sham.  A ruse.  Here is the real reason I wanted to be Catholic.

“I love to watch you dance Tony.  I love to watch you dance.”


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